Hitchhikers

Hitchhikers are people who hitchhike. They have their own informal classification:

• Hippie: an idiot from the 60's who smokes pot and says "hey man whats up?". They were generally irraticated in the 20th century, however some exist today. If you see a hippie please call 773-587-4168
• Tourists: Stupid people who ask you "How do I get to Toronto!"
• Athletes: People who generally play sports. They are of no relation to the hippies
• Bitches: homeless drunkards released zeki, and other antisocial elements, dealing with hitch-hiking as a free way to get from point A to point B.

Seldom any particular person belongs to any particular group. Typically, it is a combination of, for example, hippies, tourists, or tourists, athletes.